SOME WAYS IN WHICH CHRIS BOSH IS UNLIKE BRETT RATNER:

• *CHRIS BOSH is TALL, Talented.
• **CHRIS BOSH Does not have that "forced intercourse" look about him
• ***Unlike Brett Ratner, who is weak and mortal, Chris Bosh is 300 years old and can remain underwater for three hours
• ****Unlike Brett Ratner, who has never given Borscht a dime or even a hug when asked, Chris Bosh donated 1% of his salary to make sure Borscht was able to create new works

Things BOSH IS LIKE:

• He's a Bard.
• He's an assassin.
• He's a supporting player in a TMNT movie with no make-up.
• Deadly tortoise, urban shell, nice arc.
• Bosh is kinda what won at the end of Carpenter's Thing
• (Keith David x JB Scotch x so many free throws)

I WONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU

Words WHOSE RELATION TO BOSH ARE UNKNOWN BUT LOOK NICE IN A LIST TOGETHER

• Copper Elixir
• Summery Inglenook
• Dissemble
• Incipient Lagoon